Eurovision: Queers wot won it
Maria Serifovic, 2007 winner for Serbia
Verka Serduchka, runner-up for Ukraine
What a night! The lezzies won it for Serbia - loved the red half hearts on femme fists made complete in fisted intimacy - and the shiny trannies nearly got it for Ukraine at No 2. But queerism alone won’t do it. Pinko France and the UK looked just so out of it - so Pan pastiche Am. In the UK’s case, abandon TV democracy and bring back the absolutism of Jonathan King. Only a perv can understand Eurovision.
Left to me, Georgia would have won it: best dance sound - brilliant vocals. Belarus, loved it. Bulgaria, yes. Thank God for bloc votes, Terry. Worst song: Ireland. Only thing missing was a leprechaun.
Listen to the Georgia entry: Sopho’s Visionary Dream.
Get the Eurovision DVD.